{"id":325,"date":"2016-10-26T09:54:29","date_gmt":"2016-10-26T09:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/?p=325"},"modified":"2016-11-14T12:05:42","modified_gmt":"2016-11-14T12:05:42","slug":"chtel-bych-byt-medvidkem-alebo-rolnicky-v-lasku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"„Cht\u011bl bych b\u00fdt medv\u00eddkem “ alebo Rolni\u010dky v L\u00e1sku"},"content":{"rendered":"


\n\"lasek_rolnicky_v_lese\"<\/a>\u201cRaz, dva, tri, \u0161tyri\u2026\u201d
\n<\/span>\u201c…..\u201d
\n<\/span>\u201cMilo, \u00a0mal si u\u017e spieva\u0165!\u201d
\n<\/span>\u201cJa vieeeem.\u201d
\n<\/span>\u201cHej? Tak spievaj.\u201d
\n<\/span>\u201cDobre. Po\u010fme e\u0161te raz.\u201d
\n<\/span>\u201cRaz, dva, tri, \u0161tyri\u2026\u201d
\n<\/span>\u201cCht\u011bl bych b\u00fdt medv\u00eddkem!\u201d<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Tak sme dospeli k z\u00e1veru, \u017ee potrebujeme \u00eds\u0165 do L\u00e1sku. <\/span><\/p>\n

Nie, fakt n\u00e1m nepresko\u010dilo. Nem\u00e1me na mysli \u201cl\u00e1sku\u201d z „Tajomstva“, hoci ani tej nie je nikdy dos\u0165. Tentoraz ide o \u201cL\u00e1sek\u201d, \u010do po z\u00e1hor\u00e1cky znamen\u00e1 \u010dosi ako mal\u00fd les. V skuto\u010dnosti nie je a\u017e tak\u00fd mal\u00fd. Siaha od osady Tomky a\u017e po \u0160a\u0161t\u00edn a okrem stromov, h\u00fab, kancov, srniek, \u00f4s a my\u0161\u00ed tam n\u00e1jdete aj b\u00fdval\u00fa hor\u00e1re\u0148, ktor\u00fa sme si od les\u00e1kov prenajali na v\u00edkend v polovici okt\u00f3bra 2016 za \u00fa\u010delom zv\u00fd\u0161enia umeleckej \u00farovne n\u00e1\u0161ho telesa.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tento ambici\u00f3zny z\u00e1mer sme chceli za\u010da\u0165 nap\u013a\u0148a\u0165 u\u017e v piatok vpodve\u010der, ale Hanka n\u00e1m postavila do cesty kr\u00e1\u013eovsk\u00fa ve\u010deru, ktor\u00e1 sa proste nedala ob\u00eds\u0165. Bola skvel\u00e1 a mali sme v\u00e1\u017ene obavy, \u010di e\u0161te v\u00f4bec budeme hra\u0165. S pote\u0161en\u00edm sme zistili, \u017ee chu\u0165 hra\u0165 n\u00e1s neopustila dokonca ani po kol\u00e1\u010dikoch a bur\u010diaku a e\u0161te ve\u010der sme si prehrali prakticky cel\u00fd reperto\u00e1r \u010do vieme a s\u010dasti aj ten, \u010do nevieme. Mo\u017eno pr\u00e1ve v\u010faka bur\u010diaku n\u00e1m to pripadalo celkom po\u010d\u00favate\u013en\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n

Vzh\u013eadom na komplikovan\u00fd syst\u00e9m otv\u00e1rania oken\u00edc sme si nechali v sp\u00e1l\u0148ach tmu a teda predsavzatia typu \u201cvstaneme pri v\u00fdchode slnka \u00a0a hne\u010f za\u010dneme hra\u0165\u201d boli z objekt\u00edvnych pr\u00ed\u010din odvolan\u00e9. Za\u010dali sme sobotu opulentn\u00fdmi ra\u0148ajkami, lebo na la\u010dno sa zle hr\u00e1. Napodiv sme potom hne\u010f nezaspali, ale naozaj sme za\u010dali cvi\u010di\u0165 \u010fal\u0161ie pesni\u010dky z dvadsa\u0165p\u00e4\u0165ro\u010dnej rolni\u010dkovej zbierky. Juraj vytiahol svoje pozoruhodn\u00e9 banjo a dohadovali sme sa o mo\u017enostiach jeho pou\u017eitia, preto\u017ee n\u00e1\u0161 ute\u010den\u00fd cimbalista Pa\u013eo Beee st\u00e1le odol\u00e1va n\u00e1\u0161mu l\u00e1kaniu nasp\u00e4\u0165. No a pesni\u010dky \u201cRebri\u0148\u00e1k\u201d a \u201cPor\u00fa\u010dajte Bohu du\u0161u\u201d jednoducho nejak\u00fd bublaj\u00faci n\u00e1stroj potrebuj\u00fa. V p\u00f4vodnom znen\u00ed skupiny Z\u00e1palky tam hral banjista Martin.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cDu\u0161an, ja to takto asi neviem zahra\u0165, mo\u017eno by si to predsa len mal sk\u00fasi\u0165 ty.\u201d
\n<\/span>\u201cJuraj, ale je na tom hra\u0165 neviem, ja som myslel, \u017ee to bude\u0161 hra\u0165 ty.\u201d
\n<\/span>\u201cNo, ja som si to tie\u017e myslel, ale u\u017e si to nemysl\u00edm.\u201d
\n<\/span>\u201cTak sme si teda zodpovedali ot\u00e1zku, kto z n\u00e1s na tom banje vlastne vie hra\u0165. Nikto. Ost\u00e1va teda dorie\u0161i\u0165 drobnos\u0165 – kto to teda vlastne zahr\u00e1.\u201d
\n<\/span>\u201cNo ten kto m\u00e1 \u010das sa to nau\u010di\u0165. Ty\u2026.\u201d<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Celkom usilovne sme muzic\u00edrovali a\u017e do popolud\u0148aj\u0161\u00edch hod\u00edn, pri\u010dom sme pesni\u010dky prekladali buchtami a kol\u00e1\u010dmi. N\u00e1sledne Hanka vytiahla \u010fal\u0161ie zo svojich tromfov a tak sme sa zase nak\u0155mili. Medzi\u010dasom dorazili Betka s Barborkou a Tom\u00e1\u0161om a vonku sa urobilo tak kr\u00e1sne, \u017ee sme jednoducho museli \u00eds\u0165 na prech\u00e1dzku. Za spevu \u201cMou zpr\u00e1vu dejte lidem\u201d sme pochodovali borovicov\u00fdm lesom okolo farmy s prasiatkami, ko\u0148mi a kozami a\u017e k jazeru a potom pomedzi chaty zase nasp\u00e4\u0165. Cestou sme rozoberali z\u00e1sadn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky behu tohto sveta, nevyn\u00edn\u00edmaj\u00fac ani s\u00fa\u010dasn\u00fd stav slovensk\u00e9ho chovu oviec, ku ktor\u00e9mu z\u00e1sadn\u00fd pr\u00edspevok predniesol Juraj:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBa\u010da, ko\u013eko\u017ee m\u00e1te t\u00fdch oviec?\u201d
\n\u201cNu\u017e, t\u00fdch bielych je rovn\u00e1 stovka.“
\n„A t\u00fdch \u010diernych?“
\n„Veru, aj t\u00fdch \u010diernych je stovka.\u201d
\n\u201cA dobre doja?\u201d
\n\u201cNu\u017e tie biele dobre doja.“
\n„A \u010do tie \u010dierne?“
\n„Nu\u017e aj tie \u010dierne tie\u017e dobre doja.\u201d
\n\u201cA vlnu maj\u00fa dobr\u00fa?\u201d
\n\u201cNu\u017e dobr\u00fa, tie biele maj\u00fa dobr\u00fa.“
\n„A \u010dierne nemaj\u00fa?“
\n„Ale, \u010do\u017eeby nemali? Aj tie \u010dierne maj\u00fa dobr\u00fa.\u201d
\n\u201cBa\u010da, pre\u010do v\u017edy najprv hovor\u00edte o t\u00fdch bielych?\u201d
\n\u201cNu\u017e tie biele sa moje ovce.\u201d
\n\u201cA tie \u010dierne?\u201d
\n\u201cNu\u017e aj tie \u010dierne sa moje.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Zatia\u013e sa n\u00e1m nechcelo vr\u00e1ti\u0165 k n\u00e1strojom, ale naopak n\u00e1s l\u00e1kali deck\u00e1, \u010do sa chceli hra\u0165. Tak sme i\u0161li s nimi na z\u00e1hradu a hrali sme \u201cpapu\u010dku\u201d. To je v\u00fdsledok improviz\u00e1cie, ke\u010f sa chcete hra\u0165, ale nem\u00e1te tie spr\u00e1vne pom\u00f4cky. Hrali sme teda vlastne ringo, ale namiesto kr\u00fa\u017ekov lietali ponad \u0161pag\u00e1t tenisky. Fungovalo to skvele, zistili sme, \u017ee h\u00e1dza\u0165 top\u00e1nky je ove\u013ea z\u00e1bavnej\u0161ie, ne\u017e ich \u010disti\u0165 a navy\u0161e blato z nich pri hre opad\u00e1. Vysk\u00e1kali sme sa tak, \u017ee by som sa bol stavil, \u017ee cel\u00e1 kapela teraz zasp\u00ed a ja prv\u00fd.<\/span><\/p>\n

Nestalo sa to, naopak sme \u010falej hrali a sna\u017eili sa zdokonali\u0165 \u010fal\u0161ie pesni\u010dky do verejne predstavite\u013enej podoby. Do\u0161lo aj na pesni\u010dky in\u00fdch autorov, najm\u00e4 na tie, ktor\u00e9 n\u00e1s v minulosti viac \u010di menej in\u0161pirovali robi\u0165 tak\u00fa muziku, ak\u00fa teraz rob\u00edme. a tak sme hrali \u017dalmanove pesni\u010dky, nejak\u00fdch Brontosaurov, trochu Nerezu a tie\u017e Spiritu\u00e1l kvintet, ale spomenuli sme aj Lesn\u00fdch \u0160kriatkov a Ozvenu. Pozn\u00e1me ich dos\u0165 a ke\u010f n\u00e1hodou zabudneme text, \u201cCht\u011bl bych b\u00fdt medv\u00eddkem\u201d to ist\u00ed. No \u010do, Divadlo J\u00e1ry Cimrmana m\u00e1 svoju sc\u00e9nku \u201cjmel\u00ed\u201d, my m\u00e1me \u201cmedv\u00eddka.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

„\u010co to hr\u00e1\u0161?“<\/em>
\n„No za\u010diatok Novoro\u010dnej. A ty?“<\/em>
\n„Ja hr\u00e1m za\u010diatok Novoro\u010dnej!“<\/em>
\n„Ale ve\u010f toto je Novoro\u010dn\u00e1, Du\u0161an! Nepam\u00e4t\u00e1\u0161 sa? V\u0161ak si ju nap\u00edsal.“<\/em>
\n„Aha …. spr\u00e1vne. Kto teda sp\u00f4sobil, \u017ee hr\u00e1m nie\u010do in\u00e9, ne\u017e si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee hr\u00e1m?“<\/em><\/p>\n

Ve\u010dern\u00fd program sme zav\u0155\u0161ili kritick\u00fdm poh\u013eadom na videoz\u00e1znamy z na\u0161ich vyst\u00fapen\u00ed, ktor\u00e9 zhroma\u017edil Milo. Ve\u013emi pou\u010dn\u00e9, niekedy a\u017e desivo. To n\u00e1m ale nezabr\u00e1nilo kone\u010dne zaliez\u0165 spa\u0165 do postel\u00ed. Hanka tento krok prespala, tak sme ju len na gau\u010di zahrabali do deky a nechali ju tam s odhodlan\u00edm, \u017ee ak ju nezobud\u00edme ani r\u00e1no, tak ju odnesieme do lesa, zahrabeme do l\u00edstia a nech\u00e1me tam prezimova\u0165. Nech uk\u00e1\u017ee, \u010do sa nau\u010dila od t\u00fdch je\u017ekov \u010do ob\u010das doma chov\u00e1.<\/span><\/p>\n

V nede\u013eu bolo e\u0161te kraj\u0161ie po\u010dasie ne\u017e v sobotu. Za hlavn\u00fa \u00falohu sme pova\u017eovali spotrebovanie z\u00e1sob, \u010domu sme sa hne\u010f od r\u00e1na za\u010dali venova\u0165. Do\u0161lo v\u0161ak aj na hranie a dokonca sme sa s n\u00e1strojmi ods\u0165ahovali von. Oproti sobote sa zmenilo aj to, \u017ee sa neobjavili nijak\u00ed turisti. Nevieme, \u010di to bolo preto, lebo v\u0161etci i\u0161li slu\u0161ne do kostola, alebo preto, \u017ee ke\u010f sa pribl\u00ed\u017eili k L\u00e1sku a za\u010duli stra\u0161ideln\u00e9 zvuky, rad\u0161ej ho obi\u0161li cez Malacky.<\/span><\/p>\n

Definit\u00edvne sme dospeli k z\u00e1veru, \u017ee \u010fal\u0161\u00ed album nahr\u00e1me, ale a\u017e bud\u00faci rok, hoci nov\u0161ie pesni\u010dky ako Ot\u00e1zky, Zastavenie, Dareb\u00e1cka, Okolo dediny a \u010fal\u0161ie u\u017e za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00fa by\u0165 zrel\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n

Nechcelo sa n\u00e1m odtia\u013e, to si povedzme na rovinu, ale zodpovednos\u0165 vo\u010di na\u0161im bl\u00edzkym n\u00e1s napokon dotla\u010dila uprata\u0165 chatu a okolo \u0161tvrtej sa srde\u010dne rozl\u00fa\u010di\u0165 s osami a vyrazi\u0165 domov. Osy sedeli v rade na odkvape, utierali si slzy a dojate n\u00e1m m\u00e1vali kr\u00eddelkami ne\u017ene bzu\u010diac: \u201cPr\u00ed\u010fte zase! Nachyst\u00e1me si nov\u00e9 \u017eihadl\u00e1!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cRaz, dva, tri, \u0161tyri\u2026\u201d \u201c…..\u201d \u201cMilo, \u00a0mal si u\u017e spieva\u0165!\u201d \u201cJa vieeeem.\u201d \u201cHej? Tak spievaj.\u201d \u201cDobre. Po\u010fme e\u0161te raz.\u201d \u201cRaz, dva, tri, \u0161tyri\u2026\u201d \u201cCht\u011bl bych b\u00fdt medv\u00eddkem!\u201d Tak sme dospeli k z\u00e1veru, \u017ee potrebujeme \u00eds\u0165 do L\u00e1sku.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":328,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kronika"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":350,"href":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions\/350"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rolnicky.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}